im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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