The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You've changed since you got that strap on
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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