What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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