hell yes lets make some ravioli
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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