Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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