I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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