i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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