Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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