she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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That's how pantless uber rides happen
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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