Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
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You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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