That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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