I'm drive I can fine osifer
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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