Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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