I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
whose parrot is this?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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