Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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