he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
