you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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