you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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