somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize