is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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