what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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