My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN