I'm really into asian looking animals
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY