i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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