dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."