Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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