Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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You grabbed my dick don't call me son
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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