we have officially lost it.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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