oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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