yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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