There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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