Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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