Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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