I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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