god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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