It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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