Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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