you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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