yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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