Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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