worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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