Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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