This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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