your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Enjoy the penises
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