u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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