They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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