He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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