is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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