okay pat passed out under dana's car
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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