she was so not down for the gang bang
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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