Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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