I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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