Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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