Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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