i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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